The start of a new week and time for The Daily Dirt

What will you do if...
Monday, February 23, 2004
1. You have inherited a huge sum of money?
Invest some, pay off my bills, throw a huge party

2. You have to choose between running for politics or go around the world eating weird food?
Eating weird food

3. You have to make a choice to lose either your Mom or Dad?
I would choose neither - but if I had to make a choice - sorry mom

4. A fortune teller told you that you have 1 week left to live?
Throw a party and make the best of the time I have left

5. The earth will perish in 1 week?
Same as above